Criminal
[Eminem]
A lot of
people ask me...
stupid
fuckin questions.
a lot of
people think...
that
what i say on record
or what
i talk about on a record
that i
actually do in real life
or that
i believe in it
or if i
say that i wanna kill somebody
that im
actually gonna do it
or that
i believe in it
well
shit...
if you
believe that...
then ill
kill you...you know why?
cuz im a CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
you
goddamn right...
IMA
CRIMINAL
yeah ima
a CRIMINAL
my words
are like a dagger with a jagged edge
ill stab
you in the head whether youre a fag or lez
and a
homosex? hermaph or a trans-it-vest
pants
undressed, hate fags? the answer's yes
homophobic?
nah youre just heterophobic
starin
at my jeans watchin my genitals buldge over
thats my
motherfuckin balls you better let go of em
they
belong in my scrotum youll never get hold of em
'hey its
me, versace,whoops somebody shot me
and i
was just checkin the mail, get it? checkin the male,
how many
records you expectin to sell
after
your second lp sends you directly to jail?'
CMON
RELAX GUY, I LIKE GAY MEN RIGHT KID?
GIMME AN
AMEN (amen!)
please
lord this boy needs jesus
he
almost tried to help us destroy these demons
oh and
please send me a brand new car
and a
prostitute, while my wife's sick in the hospital
preacher
preacher, 5th grade teacher
you cant
reach me, my mom cant either
you cant
teach me a goddamn thing cuz
i watch
tv and comcast cable
you aint
able to stop these thoughts
you cant
stop me from toppin these charts
and you
cant stop me from droppin these marks
with a
brand new cd for these fuckin retards
and to
think, its just little old me
mr. dont
give a fuck, still wont plea
(chorus)
im a CRIMINAL
everytime
i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess
im a CRIMINAL
i dont
gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
im a
CRIMINAL
everytime
i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess
im a CRIMINAL
i dont
gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
your
mother did drugs,hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
the baby
came out disfigured ligaments and knees
it was a
seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
dont
dare make fun of that baby cuz that baby was me
im a
CRIMINAL, an animal caged but turned crazed
but how
the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised?
soon as
i got older and i got a lot taller
my dick
shrunk smaller but my balls got larger
i drank
more liquor, 'the fuck you want' quicker
you
wanna fuck me up for sayin the word nigger?
my
motives went (pfft) went the president got oral
sex in
his oval office on top of his desk harder
and soon
employed, dont ignore me you wont avoid me
you cant
miss me, im white, blonde hair and my nose is pointy
im the
bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane
crashes or last as long as it aint happenin to him
slim
shady im as crazy as eminem and kim combined
replacin
the doctor, cuz dre couldnt make it today
hes a
little under the weather so im takin his place (muffled talking)
oh thats
dre with an ak to his face
dont
make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
i told
you dre you shoulda kept that thing put away
i guess
that'll teach you not to let me play with it again
im a CRIMINAL
-
<boss> alright look, just go up in that
motherfucker
and get the motherfucking money and get the
fuck outta there
<slim> aright
<boss> ill be out here waitin on you
<slim> alright
<boss> oh em...
<slim> what!
<boss> dont kill nobody this time!
<slim>
ohhh! goddamn fuck this
motherfuckin...(whistling)
oh how you doin?
<teller> hi
<slim> I need to make a withdrawal
put the
fucking money and the bag bitch and i wont kill you
<teller> oh my god (putting money in bag)
<slim> im not gonna kill you
<teller> please dont kill me, dont hurt me
<slim> im not gonna fucking kill you, hurry the
fuck up with the money
*BLAM*
<slim> thank you!
-
windows
tinted on my ride when i drive in it
cuz when
i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
so help
me, this guys in it
and if
anyone identifies the guy i hide for five minutes
come
back and shoot the eye witness
fire at
the private eye hired to pry in my business
die
bitches, bastards, rats, pests
just
puffy's lucky i didnt blast his ass yet!
if i
ever gave a fuck id shave my nuts
suck my
dick in between my legs and cluck
you
motherfucking chickens aint brave enough
to say
the stuff i say so this tape gets shut
shit,
half the shit i say i just make it up
to make
you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
and if
its not a rapper that i make it as
ima be a
fuckin rapist in a jason mask!
(chorus) (4x)